Incited by Ellen DeGeneres: What did the cherry say to the whipped cream? I'm on top of ya!
Incited by Ellen DeGeneres: What do you get when you cross a rat with a piece of cheese? A cheesy grin.
Incited by Ellen DeGeneres: Why wasn't the fish in the water? Because he was online.
Incited by Ellen DeGeneres: Why do animals like to sleep on house surfaces? Mainly cats and dogs. Because they don't want to get down.
Incited by Ellen DeGeneres: Why was the bat after the waterbug? So he could have his place in the sun.
Incited by Ellen DeGeneres: Why couldn't the chicken cross the load? Because it was stuck at the light.
I didn't get that. What does Adele say when she climbs a ladder? I'll see you on the way down, suckers!
Incited by Ellen DeGeneres: Why did the spider cross the wire? Because it was already online. }8{